Things nobody tells you

1. Set boundaries. In your relationships at work,school,office,grocery store,neighbours.
2. Doctors don't always recommend the right stuff for you.
3. Most gym goers are more injured than a person who never worked out.
4. To get the first rank in college, a bribe is given.
5. Invest in apartments to get income from rent,because there is no job security.
6. You have to jump your job every year because your hard work will never be recognised.
7. Companies like to reduce the salaries of all employees,then fool them by spending on "company outings".
8. Employees are unreliable cheats (if youre an entrepreneur. Our newspaper man was cheated by his employee).
9. Since employees in mncs are paid very less, they lose morale in putting in their best.Add to this inadequate sleep and high bills.
10. You will not always have your health, energy and good looks.Look for alternate sources of income beforehand.
11. Everything in life is rigged. From class rank to scholarships to cricket matches to CEO positions.
12. Companies always look for a younger version of you with same skill sets.Don't reveal your tricks of the trade to a younger person.They will replace you. If you are a sole breadwinner, God help you.
13. The reason why businesses are surviving despite inflation is tax evasion and bribing income tax officials. (If you are considering the thought of doing an MBA,please don't. Save your money.)
14. The fitness industry, politics and movie industry come under the unorganised sector in India.There are no regulations for all of them.Hence why so many people are scammed left,right and centre.
15. Presence of cartels in fitness industry, education industry make it hard to make a name for yourself.
16. People in America as well as India are working 12 hour shifts and not making much.
17. Work of any sort is not respected here.
18. If you wash your own car,it is looked down upon.
19. Vegetarianism is the most respected hypocritical shithole religion in india. Our celebs pretend to be it.Kareena kapoor and rujuta diwekar run the whole facade. Some o the most hate filled people I've received hate mail from, are vegetarians.
20. The most messed up people call themselves "Life coaches".
21. Studying a post graduate degree is of no use.Its a waste of money.
22. The life of a personal trainer is very hard.People expect you to be muscular fast. This translates to steroid use. Once you're old,you dont get hired.
23. Teaching is one of the best stable professions with lesser stress than corporate jobs.You need influence to land that job as well.
24. Marriage is a giant ass business agreement.Nobody loves anyone there.
25. Christians are considered non Indians and mistreated and no one gives a shit because they're not Indian.
26. NRIs are treated as pariahs.
27. There are scamsters in every religion.There have been so many killed in bloodshed in the name of religion. If people just prayed in their homes and respected others, things would be a lot better.Instead, people prefer to act on their prejudices and biases.
28. There are consequences for everything you do. People who run liquor shops often end up having their families split up and no heirs.Think about it. Their clients go home and beat their spouses and children and do what all shit and scar them for life. Celebrities like Charlie sheen, george michael, Bill clinton are dying/dead from AIDs. People who abandon their parents in old age homes and never visit after being taken care of all their lives usually end up there. Look around you and open your eyes.
29. Every college promises you cutting edge education and placement. Every personal trainer promises you your dream body. Every company promises you awesome work conditions and job security. Every guy/girl promises to be with you and stick by you. What is the common denominator in all these situations? You are given shit.
30. Most people don't bother to find out the horrendous realities of pregnancy and childbirth, the complications of it and how non supportive inlaws and family can drive you insane. Please read and stop contributing to the 50% divorce rate. Most people have no idea of what they want. Oh wait. Men want a post graduate who becomes a maid. Women want protection and love. Both don't get it.
31. People can be plump and healthy or lean and bitchy. There is no in between.
32. There is a category of men who insist on dating lean women and complain that they're bitchy. :D Lack of awareness. Nothing else.
33. Smooth talkers got smooth by talking.
34. People who comment "cook for me" are the worst.